Scoring 17 runs in the first inning of Tuesday nights opening game pretty much says it all. Double wide Express definitely did not see us coming. Which brings up something that Roth did not see coming in the first inning of the second game against Ballz Deep. Roth went scrambling across the outfield after one out, leaving enough room in the outfield for Ballz Deep to put together some hits for extra bases and score a few runs. Roth was hit with an unexpected round of irritable bowel syndrome. I think in the interest of team loyalty, he should have pooped his pants. That would have been the true Dead Money way...pooping your pants, yes, that has Dead Money written all over it.As I was writing this I began to think of some poop slang:
butt loaf
brown trout
food baby
tootsie roll
poo poo butter
mud butt
chunky fart
Any one else care to try?
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'Dropping the kids off at the pool',
Drowning some gophers',
'The Hershey Slide'...actually that's what I need to do in order to make it to the shack just in the nick of time. Also, how I beat the throw into 3rd base (much to the dismay of Ballz Deeps 3rd baseman).
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